Nivar

I recently recieved this email from my high school Spanish teacher. I will reproduce it here in its glorious entirety.

Subject: What's up my Nizzel???????

Body: There are haters out there yo! Trying to keep a player down, but I have too much game!

Crush the Blue Devils

I would normally think it rather strange, but a year ago -- the last time he wrote -- I received a similarly rad message ...

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me.

together, I think this body of work represents the finest email philosophy ever conceived. I bow to Nivo's greatness.