In honour of lifts, boots, and the good duck Andy 6

watch BLING IT ON.

The epitome of how pathetic American culture actually is. Which, of course, is why he came here. But he never believed it ACTUALLY was as bad as it appeared from across the pond.

Also, isn't this paradox as big (assuming paradoxes have size) as it gets? Ghetto-hardened street soldier meet screaming, shrieking, all-things-Paris Hilton-loving teeny bopper.