So, remember the questionable attire

of my Spanish teacher?

Well, today it rose to unthinkable new heights.

We're talking sitting on her stool, legs crossed (thankfully), but with a mini-skirt riding up enough to expose not only the top of her stockings (I think that's what they are called -- like pantyhose, but each leg separate?) AND quite a bit of leg beyond that. Very close to the danger zone, very close indeed. Needless to say, not what you expect or want to be looking at in class.