Why Wake Sucks: A Possible Explanation

I was very confused as to what [Miami] was running. They were switching up on me, from a 1-3-1 to a [2-3] zone to a man.
Coach was calling man plays but they were in a zone, and calling zone plays when they were in a man. I was really confused. We were just trying to make plays, and when you try to make plays you take tough shots.
- Wake Forest PG Harvey Hale after Wake's loss at Miami

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