Oftentimes

I will define my college experience through Chris Butts.

Like when he walks into my room today and says, "Look at this -- this is the best paper I've ever written in college." (He had shown it to me before -- it was an A on "an ENGLISH paper" that he was very proud of.) Except this time it was covered in vomit, and if that doesn't sum up college I don't know what does.

these are the things I'm going to miss.