sorry to steal from Rell

but this is just too good. The actual story is linked above, and surprise, surprise, the hoodwinking genius is carried out by a UNC (I think) student/grad. Heck, it doesn't even matter. Plus, there's just some classic Crazie crap in there.


but here's the plot as it unfolded:

JerseyKidatDuke: are you there dude?
Auto response from CheerSheets: Waiting on Maryland...
JerseyKidatDuke: i got some great info you might like
JerseyKidatDuke: :-)
JerseyKidatDuke: anyway here you go
Auto response from CheerSheets: Waiting on Maryland...
JerseyKidatDuke: Nik Caner-Medley's girlfriend has a pet name for him
JerseyKidatDuke: and he hates to be called that by anyone from her
JerseyKidatDuke: and even then, especially not in public
JerseyKidatDuke: i guess you're gonna read this later
JerseyKidatDuke: anyway, NCM hates to be called "Piggy"
JerseyKidatDuke: i don't know i guess he snorts when they hook up or something
JerseyKidatDuke: he's trying to keep that name on the dl cause he hates to be called it
JerseyKidatDuke: her name is Myra
JerseyKidatDuke: so if we chanted "Myra and Piggy"
JerseyKidatDuke: it will drive him freaking nuts
JerseyKidatDuke: clap clap clap clap clap
JerseyKidatDuke: lol
JerseyKidatDuke: lemme know what you think
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JerseyKidatDuke: man we keep missing each other
JerseyKidatDuke: what did you need to know
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CheerSheets: you there?
JerseyKidatDuke: yeah
CheerSheets: so...I've got to be certain that you're actually a Duke student, and that your info is true (mainly because I've had about 100 non-Duke people IM me in the past few days)
CheerSheets: if it is true, it's awsome
CheerSheets: if not...still funny
CheerSheets: but I can't use it
JerseyKidatDuke: understood
CheerSheets: so...couple of questions that only a Duke kid would know...
JerseyKidatDuke: i'm in law school, but go ahead...
CheerSheets: 1) What are the first three digits of your points number
CheerSheets: ?
JerseyKidatDuke: i missed the campout cause i've been home and back
JerseyKidatDuke: don't have tickets
JerseyKidatDuke: i usually do walk up or catch it on tv
CheerSheets: What year law student are you?
JerseyKidatDuke: 1L
CheerSheets: Any luck on that points number thing
CheerSheets: It's one of things only a Duke kid would know
JerseyKidatDuke: sorry
JerseyKidatDuke: being that i commute i don't do campouts
CheerSheets: The points number isn't part of the campout
CheerSheets: It's on the back of your Duke card
CheerSheets: sorry for all the questions
CheerSheets: I just have to be sure
CheerSheets: It's not related to basketball
JerseyKidatDuke: ohh
JerseyKidatDuke: noone's ever asked me for it
JerseyKidatDuke: didn't know that's what it was
CheerSheets: Should be 9 digits
CheerSheets: right under the barcode
JerseyKidatDuke: okay gotcha
JerseyKidatDuke: first three # are ***
CheerSheets: nice
JerseyKidatDuke: sorry i got confused there
CheerSheets: okay...couple more questions
CheerSheets: What parking lot do you park in?
JerseyKidatDuke: the green lot next to
JerseyKidatDuke: health rehab center i think it is
CheerSheets: okay
CheerSheets: Okay...two more easy questions...
JerseyKidatDuke: right on
CheerSheets: what are the three buildings next to the Law School (two across the stree, one next door)
CheerSheets: actually...you might not know that easily if you're not an undergrad
CheerSheets: sorry
JerseyKidatDuke: like public policy and fuqua?
CheerSheets: yup...awsome
CheerSheets: I feel horrible asking you all these questions
JerseyKidatDuke: hey i understand
JerseyKidatDuke: got a paper due thurs so i'm bout to get crackin
CheerSheets: So how did you get that info on Nik Caner-Medley
CheerSheets: cool
CheerSheets: but all that stuff is true stuff, right?
JerseyKidatDuke: got a cousin who lives in a suite near his gf
JerseyKidatDuke: yeah absolutely
CheerSheets: awsome, thanks for the help
CheerSheets: good luck on the paper
JerseyKidatDuke: that it?
CheerSheets: yup
CheerSheets: thanks
JerseyKidatDuke: alright good luck with the sheets
JerseyKidatDuke: take it easy