J.J. Jumper?

You have to be froggin' kidding me.

Yup, apparently this is the NCAA's mascot for the tournament. Now, I may have been hiding under a rock, but am I particularly conspiratorial (no idea if that's the right word) in expressing doubts about the name? Maybe this...thing...has existed forever -- or did he just appear magically the same year as the Prophecy of Golden Boy is coming to fulfillment? I fucking hate the blatant, NOT EVEN FREAKING HIDDEN favoritism, regardless of whether there is any merit in this particular instance.

One thing's for sure: if they were trying to conjure images of that fucktard from dook, they came pretty darn close on the douchebag index.